Silly Jokes

[Daddy'O]

OK -

Let's see how this goes -

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?























Dam!


Wayne

[Kern O]

Uh, Dee, Hide the sauce.......

It may be too late. About the only use for that joke is to ball it up and use it for stinkbait.

[Daddy'O]

Ouch!!

It was just a silly (stupid) joke. Didn't really expect that response.

Youngest told it to me a few days ago.

Wayne

[Kern O]

Hey, you can get even.

Just ask what one ocean said to the other ocean.......



Nothing, they just waved......

[farmerjane]

.................

OK-OK~~~ I got one~~~~

It's not boatin'/fishin'/or water related BUT it DOES have to do with "sauce" Here goes:

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?..........




































Oh, not much ~ it just gave a little "whine" ~..............

[Capt. Fred]

Those were only 2/3 of a nun. P.U.

[capt_dalton]

Pony walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Excuse me, I'm a little horse".

[farmerjane]

Well ~ after all......it is a thread on SILLY JOKES, now....

I love 'em ~ they make me chuckle.

[Kern O]

Nah, the pony walked into the bar and the bartender said "Hey, why the long face/"


And in all fairness to Daddy O, Today, I actually told the one about the fish and the concrete wall......

[Garett]

A youngster just told me this one the other day.........dahhhhhh

Why'd the chicken cross the road....




























.....because he was trying to wear off the gum stuck to his foot.