Farmer Jane and the weed-eater

[w5it]

Farmer Jane was out weed-eating around the ranch one sunny afternoon when she accidently wacked off her cats tail. The cat had been hiding in the grass and Farmer Jane did not see it laying there.

Farmer Jane was sooo distraught over what she had done. She picked up the cat and it's tail and drove in her pickup truck to the closest Walmart.

Why Walmart?
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Walmart is the biggest Retailer in the country..

[Daddy'O]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

If Walmart is the Retailer, does that make FJ the Deetailer?

Wayne

[Kern O]

Lucky she just got the tail!

She could have DISASTER...............

I'll say it first: That's bad.

[farmerjane]

I'd "moan" but it'd just be taken the wrong way ~

Hey ~ I hear the writers strike is still goin' on........maybe YA'LL could sign up.

Funny........reel funny........

[Kern O]

I can only respond with: Do you know the best way to call a cat?

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PULL!

[Daddy'O]

Originally Posted by Kern O

I can only respond with: Do you know the best way to call a cat?

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PULL!

I thought that's how you make kitty litter

Wayne