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Old 10-28-2007, 05:24 PM
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Default Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be removed instantly.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while cleaning fish by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. You can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat just by using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use an egg timer.

5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. (now why would any self respecting fisherman an alarm clock?????)

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8.Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:

In life, you only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move but should, use the WD-40.
If it should not move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

That is all -- Continue Fishing, Beer Drinking, Farting, Scratching, and girl watching
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Old 10-28-2007, 07:14 PM
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Good ones Don!



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Old 10-29-2007, 06:16 PM
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I need one that would help me remem...............

Darn, I forgot what I was going to say.
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Old 10-29-2007, 06:46 PM
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lmao. Those were good!
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Old 10-29-2007, 11:48 PM
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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives' duties.





The first man had married a woman from Kentucky and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and dinner cooked.



The second man had married a woman from Tennessee. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.


The third man had married a girl from Carolina. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.


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Old 10-30-2007, 12:23 AM
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Sounds like the North Carolina women were originally from Texas!

I hope I typed this correctly as I'm only typing with one eye now.

Good one!

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