Welder went to see Mako My Day

[w5it]

Welder went to a dentist (MakoMyDay) one day for a regular check up.

The Mako decided that one tooth was in such bad condition that it should be extracted. The Mako advised Welder of the situation who agreed to the procedure.

When the Mako went to give Welder an injection he said "don't worry, I don't need an injection".

Mako went on to explain that the procedure could be very painful, however Welder insisted that he would be OK without a needle. Welder went on to explain that he had two experiences in recent times that had made him immune to pain so Mako went ahead and extracted the tooth. To the Mako's amazement Welder didn't even wince.

Mako, quite astonished remarked " that was amazing, the two recent experiences you say you had that made you immune to pain must have been something special, would you care to tell me about them".

Welder said "sure, one day I was out hunting and suddenly had an overwhelming urge to evacuate my bowels. I ducked behind a bush and squatted down and my scrotum landed squarely on the trigger of a rabbit trap and CRUNCH!!".

Mako exclaimed "oh my god, that must have been excruciating but what was the second experience".

Welder replied

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"When I ran out of chain"

[welder]

Don , it was a bear trap.



Lester

[w5it]

Originally Posted by welder

Don , it was a bear trap.

Lester

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[farmerjane]

....................................why? Was his leash too tight...?











peace

[Daddy'O]

Oh man, I just got a visual

Good one Don!

Wayne

[MakoMyDay]

For a split second, I thought one of you guys came here and didn't tell me who you were....


Good one though

[w5it]

Well I'd bet we have crossed paths before and just don't know it yet. With your office being what two miles from my shop and both doin lunch at Brunet's from time to time we are bound to have.

I rmember us chattin on the phone a year or so ago, but we have not done a face to face yet. (That we know of... lol)

[MakoMyDay]

I have a new office going up on Jefferson, so my Brunet's days are numbered. It'll be Maxwell's,VooDoo, and Rocco's once I move

[w5it]

Well we will have to get together for lunch before the move...... I dread going down to S. BTR due to the traffic. Also livin up in Pride makes it a L O N G drive when going there from home.

What does this Friday look like???

[MakoMyDay]

This Friday looks like I'll be in Tuscalooser

So I'll take a rain check till next week or so