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Old 04-09-2009, 08:57 AM
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His and Her's Diary

_*HER*_ DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping
with
my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I
was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere
quiet
so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what
was wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he
was upset.
He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not
to
worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He
smiled
slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't
know
why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he
wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted,
and
his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't
know
what to do.

I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a
disaster.




_*HIS*_ DIARY:

The boat wouldn't start today and I can't figure out why, but at least
I
got laid.
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Old 04-09-2009, 09:45 AM
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That's hilarious. I think if I kept a journal it would have a number of days that were almost verbatim from above...
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