What the heck was I thinking
I was on the bus when I suddenly realize ... I needed to fart.
The music was really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After
a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
As I was leaving the bus, people are really staring me down, and
that's when I remembered: All this time I have been listening to my ipod.
What a dumb ass.......
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