Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Rednec

[Blue Water Runner]

Here is a little test that will help you decide

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises All ah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!


Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?


Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing m?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?


We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.


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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife: 'You are not taking that to the taxidermist.'

[surfncnow]

good one, I got that email awhile back.....

[SKEETERMAN]

I have seen that one before too lol

[localangler]

I haven't seen the taxidermist comment before that is good.

[Domino Effect]

100% Red Neck Republican

[imanutskie]

I CARRY A 45 KIMBER I put 2 in his chest and one fer good measure between his eyes. I dont even bother with the shovel>>

[Ironwoodtuna]

Forget about all the differences of which party there is today... REPUBLICAN-CONSERVATIVE-MODERATE-INDEPENDANT we need to take back America...

America is falling to the liberal, ignorate and unrespectful way.

I find it hard to beleive that people can be liberal and be disrespectful of this great Country, and disrespect or abuse all the men and women who sacrificed for their liberties.

We all need to join together and have just one new party, the "PATRIOT" party, we all must stand for a strong America, for respect of our Flag, Our Country and God.

We must stand together, make our children respect their elders, authorities, Country and each other. Don't let anyone talk down about our great Country, burn or step on our Flag, disrespect our brave and giving Military bretherens who some have sacrificed everything so the Liberals can be the idiots they are.

If you don't like our Country, GET THE F%^K out!

Who needs you!

In fact you don't deserve to live here under these great FREEDOMS!

I beleive that what we need is a uniting party that is "For the Country, By the Country and Of the Country"

That is the **PATRIOT PARTY*

What do you think??? Marty

[badbob]

I definitely fall under the redneck answer, except I think that would be letting him off too easily. but this is a guy who was shipped to a "nice" part of the muslim world with an open mind and will leaving somewhat prejudice. 77 days left in the arabian gulf.



cant wait for memorial day weekend in the OBX

[bravura25]

This is the best idea I have heard in a long time.

Let's get it started right here & right now!

I'll sign up.

Red Neck, Former Marine, Retired Fireman, real estate investor, small business owner, gun collector,
eight boat owner, live on the bayou, pay way too much @#$%%! taxes. Last and only Dim - o - crat I voted for was JFK in 1960.

Patriot Party member Tom Vandiver

[Ironwoodtuna]

Finally A Real American Not Afraid To Say What's On His Mind! Your In! Party Member #3