First timer...........

[Big EL]

I thought I had registered but.............I guess I'm a rookie here so....I'll offer a comedy ice breaker.....

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl

biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a

shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to

the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'


The bar

immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very

deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that

joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, Given that you are blind, that you should

know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball

bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall,

175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting

next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to

your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it

seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind

cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna

have to explain it five times.

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