Reminds me of a story which happened back in the early 90’s during opening day of dove season. Our whole gang was in attendance that fine day.
Everyone had a good morning hunt. Later in the morning we all met back at the tank batteries to count & clean our birds.
Old Homer, a grand gentleman (may he rest in peace), started off bragging by saying, “Look at all these dove I shot. Notice anything unusual?” Someone spouted off those birds don’t have any wings. Homer said, “Exactly, I like to just shoot the wings off so not to ruin any meat.”
Well my buddy Scott would always pull the dove’s head off and feed it to his dog, Bet (may she rest in peace). So when he emptied his bag on the tailgate all his birds were headless.
Homer sat there with a curious look on his face, when Scott said, “Homer, you may like to shoot the wings off yours, but I just love shooting the heads off mine.”
Homer just looked at Scott and said, “You know, the first liar in this group doesn’t stand a chance does he?”
Thanks, for bringing back some good memories. Oh, and good shooting!
Wayne