Am I posting in the wrong place? Please tell me me if I am... previous message said I needed to repost here.
Just in case... Jonafare is in. 26' Grady White Express cabin. Captain has room for 1 more -- 4 anglers total. If someone wants to rotate in & out... or fish 1 day... not a problem. We plan to fish all 3 days. We'll arrive thursday evening, depart Monday morning. Flagging & permitting the boat issues, if you been reading about it.
here are my angler requirements & guidelines:
1. bring beer (Captain drinks miller Lite if you are curious)
2. bring girl friend if you want... she has to sit in the captain's chair with me (captain)
3. if you don't bring girlfriend, help with fuel is greatly appreciated.
4. boat gets a cut & pick of the fish... you buy the fish if we don't catch anything
5. must be able to tell jokes and keep us laughing for at least an hour
6. must be able to dive in and retrieve rod & reel should shoud you loose it overboard
7. must be able to drive boat when captain needs to use head
8. must bring food... lots of food... did I mention captain likes rye bread sandwiches
9. prior experience with offshore Mark eliminates food requirements for you -- we feed you.
10. you must agree to lie about the size fish we catch
11. you must remember that we catch fish in the mouth... that is our GPS coordinates
12. you agree to have a great time, even when untangling whip lashed reels.
13. you agree if sick, you'll chum overboard -- you have to chum both sides!
14. you agree to lie about the quantity of fish we catch... see rule 10
15. if you agree to the above -- welcome aboard!
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